List of Funny Boyfriend / Girlfriend Jokes, Facts and Pick-up Lines

Here is a list of web links to collections of all-time favorite funny stuffs about your boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, lovers, flings and club girls.

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20 Sweetest Things to Say to Your Girlfriend

10 Funny Pick Up Lines for Girls at Clubs

10 Good Ways to Please Your Girlfriend

12 Funny Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

Eight Tell Tale Signs That Girls are Interested in You
10 Funny Facts About Boyfriends

10 Funny Responses by Girls When They are Not Interested in You

Top 10 Funny Rejection Lines Given by Women

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Lovely China Model in Singapore - Shan Shan

Isn't this China Model lovely. Her name is Shan Shan.

If you are interested to see her full profile and more pictures and photographs of her, you may wish to visit her FaceBook page.

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Singapore girl naked getting intimate with her boyfriend in the middle of heartland

Picture is property of Stomp

I stumbled upon this juicy piece of STOMP posting made a female. This is the type of news that would catch the attention of many. Singapore teenage girl in intimacy with her little boyfriend in the neighbourhood. From the pictures, it seems like this rendezvous of theirs is a mutli-storey carpark. One of the pictures captured a motorcycle which in my opinion, could be the property of the little boyfriend.
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STOMPer Nur' Ilham spotted this couple at the Multi Storey carpark of Block 34A Marsiling Drive yesterday (Aug 27), sharing an intimate moment in full view of the public. What horrified Nur' Ilham was the audacity of the girl, who removed both her top and bra.

The girl then proceeded to lie down and allowed the guy to grope her.

The STOMPer says:

“My mom spotted the couple at 5pm while she was looking out for my brothers to arrive home.

“The couple was just chatting at that time until they started kissing.

“At that time we couldn’t care less because we thought they would be smart enough to look around and notice that there might be people watching them but no, it turned out to be a very passionate kiss and we were really shocked when the girl removed her top and then even her bra.

>> Read on for full story and more 'caught in the act' photos

For more juicy 'caught in the act' news visit - STOMP

More News on Naked girl clinging on Hotel Window

This is the latest development to the news on naked girl 19 clinging on to a hotel room window. Apparently, this incident took place over at Fullerton Hotel.


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裸挂酒店少女是酒仙常烂醉
家人：伤脑筋

事发时，少女一丝不挂地抱着照明灯，悬在2楼下哭喊妈妈，场面惊险。（档案照片）
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裸挂酒店的19岁少女，原来是一名“小酒仙”，在酒廊当侍应生，常喝到烂醉，令家人伤透脑筋。

少女是于23日凌晨5时左右，被发现全裸悬挂在富丽敦酒店（Fullerton Hotel)墙外，惊动民防部队搭云梯救人，警方闻讯后也到场调查。

事发时，一丝不挂的她双手紧抱照明灯，悬在2楼下，不断哭喊妈妈，显然是吓坏了。《联合晚报》记者根据线索，到“裸挂少女”的义顺住家追踪采访，起初家人都不知道她出事，听说她差点跌死，都大吃一惊。

原来，少女丽亚娜在克拉码头的一家酒廊当侍应生，周末或佳节都有上班。

据少女的叔叔说，侄女虽然年纪轻轻，却酷爱杯中物，经常喝到烂醉。

“她总是很晚回家，有时甚至不回来，在外边过夜。”

记者访问这个叔叔时，发现他也是满身酒味。当他听到侄女闯祸入院，还惊动警方时，脸露不悦地说：“喝到这样，每次讲她都不听，我要敲她的头了！”

他声称，他是大人，懂得分寸（指喝酒），但小女孩不懂分寸，总是喝得烂醉如泥，让人伤透脑筋。当记者想多谈几句，这名中年汉却喊肚子痛，托词要冲进厕所，谢绝进一步采访。

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Full report with Photo

In summary, it was gathered that this girl is working as a waitress at one of the pubs in Clark Quay. She was drunk and landed herself clinging onto the window.

She often gets drunk and her family also mentioned that she would return home late or sometime even do not return at all.