Thursday, March 25, 2010

10 Funny Motivational Quotes

1. The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

Al Neuharth

2. The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Arthur C. Clarke

3. The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that an optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

Unknown Author

4. The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't.

Henry Ward Beecher


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5. The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightening and the lightening bug.

Mark Twain

6. The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

George Will

7. The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.

Thomas Holcroft

8. About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Herbert Hoover

9. When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.

Alexander Graham Bell

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10. Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Damon Hill

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